Dumpster Diving on a Whole New Level

Offly -Level Up in a City Area-> Musconceal

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Welcome to today's lecture about the wonderful creatures of this world known as Pokémon! My name is Professor L0kiice, and today we are going to look at the evolutionary family of Offly, a Pokémon whose smell even gives Trubbish a run for its money.

One might not suspect it at first glance, but Offly do actually posses wings. However, they are useless due to their small size and the fact said wings are covered in a thick layer of miscellaneous objects. It is actually very easy to determine an Offly's estimated age by simply looking at it. As this Bug/Poison-type grows older and older, it starts to tack on more and more things onto its protective layer of garbage. How many items are in an Offly's trashy hide actually determine its status among peers, with the ones having the most items being the most respected, of course. Though this respect is usually shown to bigger Offly, as they are usually much stronger and capable of carrying more items on them. But how does Offly stick all of these to themselves? By hunting. The glue-like substance secreted by Litlint and Kvalsterat are perfect for affixing items to themselves. Due to Litlint's small stature and lack of punch-packing, it is a popular target for Offly-attacks. Thus, felling a Kvalsterat and stealing some of its glue is regarded as a huge achievment among Offly.

As the time for evolution draws near, Offly seek places that they will inhabit for the rest of their lives. Being the trash-dwellers that they are, this place is most of the time a garbage can. This evolves form is known as Musconceal, and as you might hear from their name, they hide away in the safety of their trashcans. Not much is known about the body structure of a Musconceal as they live inside their trashcans as well as combining their garbage-hide and body. Like in their previous form, Musconceal's wings are practically worthless for flying with, but they are instead used to scare away any unwanted company. By frenetically vibrating them, Musconceal produce an afwul buzzing that will drive most creatures away. These wings have also been observed to have a heat generating usage. Again, using the power of vibration, Musconceal can heat up trash inside of them to quickly get germs to fester all over it so that they can be absorbed for nutrition.

I hope that this has been an informative lesson on some of the wonderful creatures of this world that we call Pokémon; I'll see you next time!

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